If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're upside down.
1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
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Ignorance is curable. Stupidity is permanent.
If sanity were dollars I'd be bankrupt. Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey, you're upside down!